10 Reasons Why my Dog is Insane

If you've had the pleasure of meeting Sammy Davis Jr the dog, not only was your heart warmed at the sight of his cute puppy dog eyes and his sweet velvety ears, but something of yours was most likely chewed up and/or violated. I love my little baby, but he's a badass with a capital 'b'.

1) He'll pick up his bone & put it in your shoe. He likes to kill 2 birds with 1 stone. Destroy your stuff and get a snack.

2) During potty training, we would give him a treat after he used it. He got smart and would pee, come in and get a treat and then go back out and poop so he could get another one.

3) This is one of his new things, but he likes to crawl in bed with you and worm his way to sleep under the blankets. He'll stay there until he's decided he's too hot.

4) If it were up to Sammy, he'd have a diet strictly of my bras and panties. He's the perv of the year.

5) He's also a peeking Tom. He likes to jump in the bed when it's intimate time. & he tries to lick my nipples when I sleep naked. Again. . . The perv of the year.

6) He tries to eat your socks. This may seem like a normal thing, but Sammy only tries when the socks are on your feet.

7) He hasn't gotten the concept that his reflection isn't another dog.

8) THE CRYING! Sammy cries no matter what. Wanna go take a shower? He'll cry. Going in the closet to get dressed? He'll cry. Gotta poop? He'll cry. He has to be in the same room as you no matter what. He's the most unindependent dog in the world.

9) His howl. He only does it a hand full of times a day, but when he does, he sounds all the way crazy. Sometimes he just gets so turned up. He never barks, but that howl will make you pee your pants from laughing.

And lastly. . .

10) Sammy likes to do hoodrat shit with his friends.

No matter what he does, he's the little love of my life. My little Sammy Baby.