1) Have a session with Miley Cyrus, Bob Marley, Sarah Silverman and my mom.
2) Set McNulty's on Coventry on fire..
3) Get Detective Stabler back on SVU.
4) My parents never divorcing.
5) Finally seeing the mother on How I Met Your Mother
6) Be a Victoria's Secret model.
7) Being the only black person on the OC.
8) Make out with myself.
9) Make out with myself while I watch (super hot).
10) Close down Walmart.
11) Have a secret life as a Sailor Scout.
12) Modernize Africa.
13) Been one of the first Starbucks employees and buying stock.
14) Murder two particular people and enjoy every second of it.
15) Get a lighter installed in my finger.
16) Have a three way with Bradley Cooper and Channing Tatum (all holes are available for these two. Mmmmm. . .)
17) Invent something sold on TV.
18) Be in a death match and win.
19) Have a drink with John Stamos.
20) Have a Lifetime original movie about my life.
21) Find out what happens Monday at school in The Breakfast Club.
22) Be Neil Patrick Harris' surrogate baby mama.
23) Marry my dog.
24) Cook with the Neely's.
25) Look like I'm 21 forever.
Hahaha. . . In a perfect world, right
i cant say that i agree with 12 parts of Africa are modernized much like America.....u should read more!! ;0
ReplyDeleteBUT. . . Majority of Africa is poveirished, diseased and/or in civil war. I actually do know what I'm talking about. All you did was inspire my next blog and how people like you THINK you know what you're talking about because you took African American studies or read there google home page, or even on the fact that you happen to be black. No, those things dont make you an expert on Africa. But I on the other hand actually care and inform myself and have talked to refugees and good hearted people that have volenteered their time, money and life to help those people suffering over there. When people stop dying from silly things that a pill, chicken noodle soup and nap can help, then you can come talk to me about Africa not needing to be modernized. I normally wouldn't call you an idiot, but it is idiotic to think Africa doesn't need help and it's idiotic to pretend to talk about something that you obviously don't know anything about, so you're a fucking idiot. Thanks for reading and commenting. . . Even though it was some idiot shit.
ReplyDeleteLOL okay Ima start off by saying if you can't even take constructive critism you don't need a blog...the level of sensetivity is out of control..When u said modernized it came off as mis-informed because alot of people still think everyone in Africa lives in huts and lives in the jungle. u shud have specified it by saying modernize the medicine and things like that. 2nd you could have came to at me a little more mature I never called u out ur name in fact u should be grateful that I even read this Im pretty sure Im THEE ONLY ONE THAT has read dis shit...I don't even know u but u come off to me as a POSER like a white girl that woke up and discovered she's BLACK lol a fro doesn't make u informed most of us were wearing naturals all of are life and IM HALF WHITE ..oh it gets better my FATHER IS AFRICAN so instead of being a bitch you could have came at me wayyyyyyyy different because you never know who reads this stuff.......................wait a sec.. NO ONE DOES
ReplyDeleteHow are you gonna get upset about me reacting to you questioning my intelegance? I don't know what you believe to be the definition of criticism, but what you said was not criticism. It was a cheap shot with a smiley face thrown at the end. All I did was explain to you what I was talking about, which if you were sooooo lost and soooooo confused you could have just asked. Who the fuck thinks Africans still live in huts? No one that has finished the 8th grade. And just like I don't care about where your parents are from or what your race is, you shouldn't worry about my roots. I'm not out here trying to be some afrocentric, fist in the air girl. And if I came off like that, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna keep doing what I've been doing my whole life, and that's continuing to like, care, and do as I please, not letting anyone else stop me because of race. And you can go ahead and try to hurt my feelings with my blog, but I know how many people look at it, and trust me, I'll be fine without you.
ReplyDeleteNever was upset that was you actually your last paragraph response should have been your first I read alot of blogs in comment intent has never been to hurt feelings but I am a sarcastic person :) good day
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